Aside from going to the gym daily, I have been able to keep up my unproductiveness. I beat 4 video games in 5 days. It’s not so much of me not doing what I need to do, it’s more like if these fucken games sit around they become some thing I could “rather” be doing than the things I need to get done. Shit or get off the pot. I opt to blast through them all in a few spinal fluid draining sessions in front of the TV. I’m gonna try to rate them appropriately, the higher the better, 1 would be like Bible video game on Nintendo, 10 would be a Call of Duty WaW. 1. Ghostbusters     8/10 I beat this game yesterday in 5 hours, an impressive feat, My penis is bigger than yours. The game was rad, it is the third Ghostbusters movie everyones been waiting for! I’d give it a 8 outa 10. It might even be more but I’m unsocial and never tried the multiplayer section. The game was written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis and has all the classic actors voicing the characters. I highly recommend. 2. Red Faction Gorilla BOOM! 6/10 Rattling around in a tank, shooting buildings with crazy nano particle guns and rail guns, blowing everything to smithereens on Mars. The story is fine I suppose. Collecting salvage like Ratchet Clank. It’s definitely fun, but I don’t see much replay in this title, I could easily bring this back to EB Games and it could live in the used bin with the Force Unleashed I beat in 4.5 hours. 3. inFAMOUS 6/10 I like any game where you can choose if you want to be good or bad. I always opt for bad. This game is very similar to 360’s famous Crackdown. VERY SIMILAR. But I think inFamous actually has a story line. Once I beat this game I noticed my roommate bought Prototype. Apparently Prototype is exactly like inFamous, I tried it last night for 2 hours, not very interested….yet.  4. Red Alert 3 7/10 If I’m not playing a 1904002929392408 hour long game of Civ 3 with my brother, this title is awesome and does good justice for the action strategist. The one player mode is fun, has an odd selection of actors and washed up models and the likes of Jenny McCarthy. Sorry to “single” her “out” but green screen shock horror quality of the cut scenes could have been the killer of this game, but luckily the game is pretty good. Better in multiplayer mode. This game defiantly deserves 7 outa 10, no more no less. Well there you have it. I wouldn’t recommend what I just did to anyone who has their girlfriend around. Not even those emoish girlfriends with their Hello Kitty sweat wrist bands, who claim to “play” video games like Super Mario or Zelda or any headline game title easy to remember. The good thing is now I can pay more attention to the things that matter. Like……..um……….shit.

Aside from going to the gym daily, I have been able to keep up my unproductiveness. I beat 4 video games in 5 days. It’s not so much of me not doing what I need to do, it’s more like if these fucken games sit around they become some thing I could “rather” be doing than the things I need to get done. Shit or get off the pot. I opt to blast through them all in a few spinal fluid draining sessions in front of the TV. I’m gonna try to rate them appropriately, the higher the better, 1 would be like Bible video game on Nintendo, 10 would be a Call of Duty WaW.

1. Ghostbusters    

8/10 I beat this game yesterday in 5 hours, an impressive feat, My penis is bigger than yours. The game was rad, it is the third Ghostbusters movie everyones been waiting for! I’d give it a 8 outa 10. It might even be more but I’m unsocial and never tried the multiplayer section. The game was written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis and has all the classic actors voicing the characters. I highly recommend.

2. Red Faction Gorilla

BOOM! 6/10 Rattling around in a tank, shooting buildings with crazy nano particle guns and rail guns, blowing everything to smithereens on Mars. The story is fine I suppose. Collecting salvage like Ratchet Clank. It’s definitely fun, but I don’t see much replay in this title, I could easily bring this back to EB Games and it could live in the used bin with the Force Unleashed I beat in 4.5 hours.

3. inFAMOUS

6/10 I like any game where you can choose if you want to be good or bad. I always opt for bad. This game is very similar to 360’s famous Crackdown. VERY SIMILAR. But I think inFamous actually has a story line. Once I beat this game I noticed my roommate bought Prototype. Apparently Prototype is exactly like inFamous, I tried it last night for 2 hours, not very interested….yet. 

4. Red Alert 3

7/10 If I’m not playing a 1904002929392408 hour long game of Civ 3 with my brother, this title is awesome and does good justice for the action strategist. The one player mode is fun, has an odd selection of actors and washed up models and the likes of Jenny McCarthy. Sorry to “single” her “out” but green screen shock horror quality of the cut scenes could have been the killer of this game, but luckily the game is pretty good. Better in multiplayer mode. This game defiantly deserves 7 outa 10, no more no less.

Well there you have it. I wouldn’t recommend what I just did to anyone who has their girlfriend around. Not even those emoish girlfriends with their Hello Kitty sweat wrist bands, who claim to “play” video games like Super Mario or Zelda or any headline game title easy to remember.

The good thing is now I can pay more attention to the things that matter. Like……..um……….shit.

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