“Dude I have a red tribal tattoo! I’m tough, fuck! I’m so hopped up on Jager bombs and Redbull, lets get our sweaty brosquad together to go holler at drunk girls, we can use our sheer numbers to feel important.”

I’ve met Ed Hardy before, he’s a nice guy. But it’s interesting that for such a talented, down to earth guy, he made the flop of an idea to pair up with Christian Audiger, to make douche bag clothes.

The world should exile Ed Hardy shirts, as well as spiky hair, the term “milf”, “gilf”, or “ggilf”, bedazzled army tags, spray tans, dress loafers in dive bars, leaving tags on all your clothes, chinese lettering tattoos, old (but not classic) Cameros, fade haircuts on white guys, and flat bills.