Next time will be different. Next time I have to deal with A’s asshole friends I’m not going to be level headed, I’m going to jam a glass beer stein in their mouths and shatter some teeth.

After 3 years of them treating me like an outcast then expecting me to respect them because they are A’s friends they offer to watch my drink and A’s drink as I go to the bathroom. I come back to two empty steins unlooked at the table. WTF, do you really think I play games like “always hold your drink or have it drunk”?

I’ll see you all from the six o’clock news. It’s clobberin time.