I had this dream last night that there was a new version of capture the flag - where there was an inner and an outer ring around the flag, you had to have your flag inside the ring, and their outside theirs to win.

I was playing with random famous movie characters.

So I was protecting our base with an exacto knife cutting people when they got near. Finally this one ugly fat Filipino girl in a nurses outfit was like, “You think you are a big man for cutting people with an exacto knife!?” Their whole team started murmuring in agreement.

I was like, “Don’t you think you should be hot before you put a hot nurses outfit on?”

She started crying and everyone starting consoling her, asking me, “Heeeeeyy! what the fuck is your problem?”

Then out of nowhere darth vador was there and was like, “chiiicuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh… heee makes a good point”

Then I woke up.